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Some men just want to watch the world burn

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Some men just want to watch the world burn

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That awkward moment when you realize you’re basically Squidward.

That awkward moment when you realize you’re basically Squidward.

me: *breathes*
me: *gains 80 pounds*

Teacher: Give me an example of a descriptive sentence.
Me: He thrust angrily into his lovers tight ass, grabbing his hips to find a better rhythm.
Teacher:
Class:
Me:

things i havent heard of: closing the goddamned door

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